Pina Colada

Darling, let's turn up the volume and give it a completely different flavor profile so nobody mistakes our masterpiece for amateur hour.

• The Dough: A rich, buttery coconut base packed with the unexpected crunch of savory plantain chips, velvety pools of white chocolate, and sweet bits of dried pineapple.

• The Finish: Drowned in an intoxicating banana rum glaze that lingers longer than an unwanted houseguest after a charity gala.

Must be 21+ to order, but let's be honest—you're way too fabulous to be eating alone anyway. Shall I box up a dozen?