The After Hours Cookie Collection (21+)

Oh, darling, listen to me. Forget the diet, throw caution to the wind, and let’s talk about pure, unadulterated decadence in a cardboard box. We aren't just selling cookies here; we are selling a lifestyle—one that requires an ID and absolutely no regrets.

Feast your eyes on The After-Hours Collection. Six ounces of pure, spirit-soaked seduction, wrapped up like a precious little secret you won't be sharing with your therapist.

• Bourbon Maple Pecan: Honey, it’s Kentucky sunshine wrapped in maple and toasted pecans, and it hits harder than my third ex-husband's pre-nuptial agreement.

• Peach Schnapps Pecan: Sweet, juicy, and scandalous enough to make a Savannah society matron spit out her iced tea.

• Espresso Martini: Because why sleep when you can have vodka, espresso, and an existential crisis wrapped into one giant, glorious cookie?

• Rosemary Chocolate Chip Almond Amaretto: Sophisticated, herbal, and utterly manipulative—just like me on a Tuesday night.

• Pina Colada with Banana Rum glaze: A tropical vacation so drenched in banana rum you'll forget you ever lived in Georgia.

• Salted Caramel Whiskey Chocoholic: Dark, moody, and dripping with whiskey-infused decadence that screams do not disturb.

Must be 21+ to order, but let's be honest, you need to be at least a ten to handle this much drama.

Shall I put you down for a dozen, or are we keeping this between us?

These 6 ounce thick cookies are available in sets of 6 or 12.